Friday, December 09, 2016

Love, Lust & Raw Enlightenment.... Revised Intro to the Book.... Fun




Love, Lust & Raw Enlightenment:

This is a book about enlightenment.
No, wait, this is a book about great sex.
No, wait, this is a book about being a great friend to that person who is driving you crazy—your partner.
No, wait, this is a book about being a great friend to another person who is driving you crazy—yourself.

No, wait, this book is about eating enough raw food to lose all the weight you want, and feel at least ten years younger
No, wait, this book is about moving with awareness and learning and pleasure in a way that gets you moving and feeling twenty years younger
No, wait, this is a book about sex that gets you feeling 22 again
No, wait, this is a book about merging great sex and great love and great service to Humanity and to the Earth


No, wait, this is a book about meaningful talking—every day.
No, wait, this is a book about vulnerable truth every day.
No, wait, this is a book about eating raw to get younger and juicier and sexier as you so called grow “older.”
No, wait, this is a book about Fun, Forgiveness, Friendship and F…ing. 
Yeah, that’s the ticket: this is a book about sex/love/love sex every day.
Every day?
That’s crazy.

Life is crazy. Crazy, slippery, slidey, changy, whirling, twirling, messy.
This book is about the messy wonder of life. And your diving into it.

No, wait, this is a book about connection.
Ah, connection. 
Connection. Ah, yes. Connection.
This book is about wonderful & fabulous connection, every day, about awakened touching every day, about awakened talking every day, ( AND, yes, yes, YES, eventually, about awakened sex every day) 

(( And not just sex, but the best sex you’ve ever had, no matter how old you are. Take it from a 71 year old odd and happily weird old fart (((who uses zero medication including zero viagra)) and who is in the hottest relationship of his life with his 67 year old lover/ wife and love of his life, Carol: THE BEST SEX YOU’VE EVER HAD IS WAITING FOR YOU!!!! 
…. Every Day! ))

And it can’t be all about ourselves, no matter HOW great sex, love, lust and health are. The world’s a mess. We ARE going to make a huge difference in the world, if our lives are going to be meaningful.
Great sex isn’t just the delightful romp it’s meant to be. It’s the recharge so we can have a smile all up and down our bodies as we create success in all our relationships and all our business and in all our SERVICE TO THE WORLD.
So, no more waiting. This is it. Smile now and sense your breathing, now, and think of two things you are grateful for. This is a book of action , now, as you create joyously and even more deeply meaningful life that is, with a partner, making a huge difference in the world.

A huge difference? Yes.
Don’t just read that. Say, “Yes!” loudly.

Making a huge difference—-Yes!

Hey, that’s so fun, let’s
Shout out YES after each phrase
Great Sex —-Yes!
Great Talk —-Yes!
Great Health —-Yes!
Moving better than we have for years —- Yes!
Eating better and feeling better than we have in years — Yes!
Making a huge difference in the World —-Yes!
Fun —-Yes!
Forgiveness —-Yes!
Friendship —-Yes!
F…ing with Huge Love —-Yes!
Ongoing happiness —-Yes!
Awakened Life —-Yes!

This book is about the Yes! of life.
—Yes!

This book is about diving deep down together into the murky marvelous mess, the slippery whirling wonder of life, and creating together a fabulous relationship that feels a little bit like enlightenment and tastes a lot like heaven.
—Yes!
Please sing along, you know the tune…

Heaven, ta dat dat ta dat da
I’m in heaven ta dat dat ta dat da 
And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak
And I seem to find the happiness I seek,
When we’re out together dancing cheek to cheek

Heaven is our destination.
Yes! And, it gets even better: heaven is our pathway to heaven.

Heaven.
Yes, heaven, ta dat dat ta dat da is the way to
heaven, ta dat dat ta dat da

Being present is heaven.
Real listening is heaven.
Really being listened to is heaven
Speaking from presence and truth and vulnerability is heaven
Falling more and more in love every day is heaven.
Real touch—dancing cheek to cheek, your arm being stroked, your neck being kissed, your this being licked, your that being sucked, your this being lightly stroked, your this in their that, or their that in your this—ah, this is heaven.

Ella and Louis wouldn’t lie to us, would they?

And if heaven’s our destination and our magic carpet ride to heaven, let’s jump onto some magic carpets that can change your talk, and your loving, and your sex, and your business life and your golf, which is to say: everything.

Gratitude, 
Being Present in our Bodies, 
Moving with Awakened Pleasure and Learning

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